2: The sign language for 'Lesbian' and 'Dickhead' from Girl 2. (Though I'm not sure that it is proper sign language or that I will have the opportunity to use it or if I did use it, whether I would get punched in the face or not).
3: That we need to e-nun-ci-ate our words more carefully, particularly words like 'be-ing' for example (see below):
Daleks Killing a Human Bean by Oliver, aged 5.
4: That when they put the word Zero on a drinks can/ bottle they don't just mean zero sugar, they mean zero taste and zero appeal and zero taste. Did I mention zero taste. Yes I'm looking at you Fanta Zero Icy Lemon.
5: I WILL mix gin with anything if we've run out of tonic. Yes I'm looking at you Fanta Zero Icy Lemon. *Slurp* *Grimace* *Slurp* *Grimace* etc.