2: I was entirely right not to take up a career in the medical profession *props post-operative man in corner, feeds him painkillers, drinks wine*
2: The easiest way to stop a teenager wanting her bellybutton piercing is to take her to have her bellybutton pierced.
3: That I wish I'd known that before spending three months being nagged about it.
4: THERE ARE CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ON THE TV, CHRISTMAS PRESENTS IN THE SHOPS AND CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATES IN THE SUPERMARKETS AND IT IS TOO SOON I TELL YOU, MUCH TOO SOON. I WILL NOT BE PANICKED. I WILL NOT BE PANICKED