Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Sweet Sixteen - The Birthday Party Saga Pt 3

SIXTEEN days to go to THE biggest and best sixteenth birthday party EVER of the Teen Twins ... and I'm only on the one bottle of gin a day so far so it's going better than expected.


The invitations have gone out ... designed, printed and distributed by Teen Twin Two though it is a little unfortunate that she forgot to put on the date. Soooo further amended invitations are to be issued. This time we will include the date though we might just miss out the venue and see which of their fellow teens will get to the right place at the right time. I might even award a prize.




That Teen Twin One's band Rentacorpse *sigh* is playing is not mentioned on the invitation, probably because they were designed by Teen Twin Two who has now filled in six sides of A4 paper with a hand-picked playlist which I worked out would take at least eight hours to get through..... That's a lot of Jedward for any one, for me it might result in flashbacks to when I was in Bradford St Georges in '10. Man, that was ugly. I don't like to talk about it. *Reaches for earplugs and gin*

And though the invitations include the exhortation to wear fancy dress "OR ELSE," the Teen Twins have gone mysteriously quiet on what their own costumes might be having changed their minds about 17 times already.

Though it MIGHT have something to do with them stumbling upon me and Daughter Three rehearsing our dance to Beyonce's "Single Ladies," which I might *innocent look* have mentioned (lied) I was intending to perform at the party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY .......In costume, of course.

"Well, YOU said it had to be fancy dress".....

Odd, how unfunny teenagers find some things, isn't it. *snigger*


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