Sunday, 22 April 2012

Listography: Top 5 wishes for my child

In my little known role as Fairy Godmother Extraordinaire (reasonable rates) I am joining in with this week's Listography and bestowing my wishes upon my youngest child, The Boy..... because he's a boy and eventually he will grow into a man and in my experience they need all the help they can get. *Sigh*

*Waves wand*

1. An inbuilt muffler for those moments when the, er, mechanics of his internal workings become externally heard. And a sensitive nose.

2. The ability to accept shopping as a necessary fact of life however tedious it may appear.

3. The knowledge that a little white lie is often the best course of action when confronted with difficult questions such as: "Do I look alright?" "Does this suit me?" and, of course, "Does my bum look big in this?"

4. A big organ.... What? We are a very musical family. *Tuts*


And last, but in no way, least:

5. A sonic screwdriver and some magic paper and a Tardis. Well, he is only six and they ARE wishes. Surely I can wish for whatever I *cough* HE wants.


*Disappears in a puff of smoke*



Please check out all the Listography entries at Kate Takes 5



5 comments :

  1. Came across your blog via Listography and so glad i did. Loved reading your answers, very funny and true! :) xxx

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  2. Very good wishes! Sounds like at least 3 of those are born from difficult personal experience...

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  3. Great wishes. Number one sounds like it might be useful!

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  4. Well OBVIOUSLY everyone needs a sonic scredriver...

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