ATTENTION MALES OF WAKEFIELD
Are you aged between 16 and 18? Do you like wearing hoodies and/or baseball hats? Is your idea of a good time hanging around in a group and shouting at teenage girls as they walk past? Do you exhibit your extreme masculinity by running after and kicking a teenage girl if she tries to ignore you?
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(This public notice was sponsored by RAMS (the Really Annoyed Mummy Society) and TWATS (Teenage Women Against Teenage Scum).