Sunday, 24 May 2015

Oh Lord. A Mother's Song ..Janis Joplin Reworked

(To be sung to the tune of  Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin ... with apologies to Janis.)



Oh lord, won't you find me a less troublesome teen
My friends all have teens that seem much more serene
Worked hard all my lifetime to give her her dreams
Oh lord, won't you find me a less troublesome teen.



Oh lord, won't you find me a happier teen
I've no idea why this one has to be so mean
I bow to her wishes, treat her like a queen
So lord, won't you find me a happier teen.

Oh lord, won't you find me a less angry child
Her shouting is noisy and her temper wild
She sulks, stomps, strops, but once was so mild
Oh lord, won't you find me a less angry child

Oh lord, won't you find me a less messy teen
I know that I love her, but all I do is clean
She leaves cups in her bedroom until they are green
So lord, won't you find me a less messy teen.

Oh lord, won't you find me a teen girl that smiles
I'm counting on you lord though it might take a while
Prove that you love me and go that extra mile
Oh lord, won't you find me a teen girl that smiles.

Oh lord, won't you find me a less troublesome teen
My friends all have teens that are much more serene
Worked hard all my lifetime to give her her dreams
So lord, won't you find me a less troublesome teen.



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