New Year on the horizon .. the traditional time to make new resolutions but you can keep your striving to a thinner/ non-drinking/ non-smoking/ BETTER you to yourself, thank you very much.
I might *cough* enjoy a bit of a drink, and I smoke - not often and in the greenhouse, in a mask, while surrounded by yellow police tape OBVS - AND I might wear a mini skirt at the unsuitable age of 47. And I probably (definitely) have cellulite.
(I sound like Liz McDonald. I am not Liz MacDonald).
But you know what? I DON'T CARE.
I might *cough* enjoy a bit of a drink, and I smoke - not often and in the greenhouse, in a mask, while surrounded by yellow police tape OBVS - AND I might wear a mini skirt at the unsuitable age of 47. And I probably (definitely) have cellulite.
(I sound like Liz McDonald. I am not Liz MacDonald).
But you know what? I DON'T CARE.